Emergencily sick: this is when someone is so sick, they feel they need to go to an emergency room because it’s late at night and the doctors office isn’t open.

7/14/2009: “ugh! you’re an accidental waiting to happen!” *editor’s note* i was later informed that the missing word from this sentence was “murder” as in “you’re an accidental murder waiting to happen” but he decided at the last minute that that’s not a very nice thing to say, but it was too late. ……/involuntary laughter…..

“baby you’re so growpy today”
He couldn’t decided if he wanted to say grumpy or grouchy so he went with both.

“a home is what you make it. and I like to see homos naked”

“I can’t help it you don’t know your shmusic”

“that’s not an arronism that’s just me slipping through words together”

***other silly things he’s said***

1. sometimes arron likes to sleep talk. this is similar to what mom does–he’s not actually “talking in his sleep”, he’s just barely awake and he’s somewhat incoherent. this is one of those cases in which it was so funny that even though it was about two o’clock in the morning, i simply had to write it down immediately to ensure i wouldn’t forget.

7/15/2009. scene: asleep in the bed, i wake up at about 2am, only to realize the sheets are soaking wet. ugh.
“baby! ew! you’re sweating so much you’re making the sheets wet! ew! baby!”
“…..rgh…. they’re always wet…..”
“…..what?” i start cracking up.
“……d…..dufhubda……”

as always, more to come soon…